Let's talk in English

This very big lexicon.I will only say that my name is Ani and i love talking in english.Do you want us to say funny stories.I will be first:

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I've got a date with the cat."

Well fine.I`m going to varna today.

What are you going to do???

First i don't know english very well, so don't correct me!!!

* Name :Mincho
Nick Name :Differents (pilotat Chiminuhupua ect.)
Birthdate :5-th september 1991
Birthplace:city of Targovishte
*Current Location: Dobrich
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: auburn
Height:One seventy seven
Weight:seventy kg
Piercings:no
Tatoos:no
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no, i'am searching
Vehicle:Seat toledo '92
Overused Phrase:Zdr
*FAVORITES
Food:Spaghetti
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:i don't have a favourite
Candy:a dog
Number:six
Color: violet
Animal:i don't have favourite
Drink:beer
Body Part on Opposite sex:between legs
Perfume:Mitchum
TV Show:i don't have favourite
Music Album:A lot of.for example rammstein, manowar, rihanna, storyteller
Movie:Ratatouille
Actor/Actress:i don't have favourite
*This or That
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:McDonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:one and other
Dog or Cat:cat
Rap or Punk:rap
Summer or Winter:summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:funny movies
Love or Money:love
*YOUR...
Bedtime: 01:00-09:00
Most Missed Memory:i don understand the question
Best phyiscal feature: Bicycle
First Thought Waking Up:what?
Ambition: to become a computer programmer
Best Friends:a lot of
Weakness: computers
Fears: insect
Longest relationship: i don't have relationship yet
*HAVE YOU...
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up:yes
Ever Shoplifted:What?
Ever Skinny Dipped:what?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no
Been Dumped Lately:What?
*IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color:blue green
Favorite Hair Color:everyone
Short or Long:long
Height:like me
Style:What?
Looks or Personality:What?
Hot or Cute:one and other
Muscular or Really Skinny:skinny
*RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit: France
How do you want to Die:i don't want to die
Been to the Mall Lately:What?
Get along with your Parents:What?
Do you think your Attractive:yes
Believe in Yourself:yes, of course
Want to go to College:yes
Do you Smoke:no
Do you Drink:a litle bit
Shower Daily:yes of course
Been in Love:once
Do you Sing:no
Want to get Married: a little
Do you want Children: a little
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: yes
Hate anyone: no

when i don't understand the qustion i have write : WHAT?

HI!!!!!How are you?I haven`t written from very long time but I`m comming back !!!You can ask me questions!!!

Ho-ho-ho
That is interesting

Hi!Why aren`t you writing here?!It`s very interesting!

how are you?

Hello again!

I`m new member too. ;)I was outside and now I`m starving.But I shouldn`t eat.Nothing.
I will better listen some musik.

Sorry for the question,but...why shouldn't you eat? when you're hungrey...

Don`t worry,I`m just on diet.
I wanna look better.

I understand, but what diet? on a milk and fruits or...?